In this previously lost, recently discovered, missing chapter from "Gulliver's Travels", Gulliver drinks the Lilliputians' entire supply of rum and passes out by the docks. When the Navy discovers Gulliver has taken all their rum, they decide that the least Gulliver can do is to serve drinks to all of them. The next morning, Gulliver wakes up covered in... sailors.
Wow, I am really out of practice! This one took days to finish but I think I'm getting back into a groove now.